A fantastically ironic conversation between two late twenty-somethings overheard at Roti:
“She has, like, no level of professionalism to get that job. Like, not even a little.”
A middle-aged woman overheard describing, with an air of disgust, either a Meyers-Briggs F or a possible sex offender to a male colleague while in line for coffee at O’Hare:
“That guy is a total feeler.”
A thirty-something woman’s lamentation overheard, delivered without even a hint of the “I’m trying to be funny” tone, to her colleague/friend while splitting a Nicoise salad:
“This job would be great if I didn’t want to be happy.”
An accomplished executive overheard kicking back with a colleague in a conference room, wrapping up after a late meeting:
“I don’t mind being here late.  Uber delivers food now so it’s not like I have to cook!”
A middle-aged, tech-studded man on a sidewalk in the West Loop, overheard on a call to someone whom he felt the need to speak very loudly to:
“Are we maximizing shareholder value at each and every juncture? Seriously?” (Are you serious?)
More to come, unfortunately.
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Jodi Wellman

Jodi is a co-founder of Happy Work Spectacular Life, loves red Skittles (maybe too much) and finally got a Happy Spectacular logo tattoo.